Yo this songs goin out to Sanjeev Turn that bloody music down! Turn it down! I never had a curry like you before, I just lost you Fuck me man! Eh eh eh eh eh, less of the language yeah
I woke up in the middle of the night And I noticed that I wanted a curry So I phoned up the Curry Shop Asked for a curry, said theyll deliver it to me Came about half past twelve And I paid for the curry, it was five pounds What a rip off I do say, Plus the man was gay who brought
My curry (My curry) He brought my curry (Brought my curry) ??? Extra Onions! (Extra Onions) Chapatti (Chapatti) A free piece of Naan bread (piece of Naan bread) What can you do now? Go back to bed (Back to bed you bastard!)
Spilt curry on my top So I put it into the washing machine (washing machine) It was a curry stain, it was very sweaty (sweaty) It was orange stain (orange stain) Tried wiping it off with a dish cloth It not work so I put in the washer (the washer) It only cost 50p coz it was from Netto and
I like curry (like curry) Where is my curry (wheres my curry) My curry is freezing (curry is freezing) Warm it up! (warm it up you bastard!) Put it (put it) In the Microwave (in the microwave) You sweaty son of (you sweaty son of) Son of a bitch! (son of a biiitch!)
I went into the shop to get some chapatti (chapatti) With extra spice and extra curry to make it a bit nice (bit nice) You know my daddy was gay (gay) But I cant say this coz he might just pray (Bloody pray) You got to go to Mosque right now Take your shoes off wash your hands **sorry if this is offensive** Get on, get on the prayer mat Before I starve you, Dont tell me what to do! Bastard!
I like it! I love it! Come give it to me (come give it to me) Come give it to me, Oh yes! Oh Sanjeev, No no no! I love you Oi you shut the fuck up you noisy bitch yeah Calm down Calm down! Im tryin to get some sleep in here and All I can hear is you two init (Oh oh Sanjeev) All I can hear is you two gettin off with each other init! (Stick it up my ass) Oi oi oi oi oi! Its not something I want to hear you know what I mean
Shout out to Ajeev Yeah! Wajina Majina from ??? Sajeev Majeev (Hey dont forget Naseema oi) Everybody, All the Ajeevs out there You know what Im sayin ??? big it up for yall? (Dont forget Naseema man init) Inabit! Inabiiit! *Majadaree followed by gibberish* (chicken clucking) Bloody chicken! Shut up! Fuckin stop it you chicken! Inabit, bloody chicken, sweaty bastard bitch! Get back to bed! Get back to bed! Silly bitch! Shut the fook up man! Inabit. Fuckin hell Im tryna get some sleep All I can hear is you lot making noise you know what Im sayin Son of a bitches. Inabit yeah.
